Disclaimer

This site, like 99% of the internet, is not intended for children. This is not to say that it's wholly vile or that you must be "mature" in order to take it in. Hardly. I'm just saying, in that cover-your-ass kind of way, that this site is not aimed at children, and that if you are a child viewing this, that means that your parents are negligent, and you should probably report them to Social Services, so you can be put in a foster family and be subject to who-knows-what.

That being said, I don't dislike children. I think they're necessary, but just "not done yet." I like my web patrons like I like my bacon: well-done. With eggs. OK, the simile doesn't quite hold up.

If any of the content on this site offends you, you are both welcome to contact me about it and encouraged to go to another site, or better yet, to unplug your computer and read some Dr. Suess, because if you can't handle this, there's no way you're going to be able to handle most of life.

You'll notice copyright notices all over the place on this site, which is my way of reminding you that the content is being shared and not given. I ask that you please respect the fact that I spent years of my life working on a lot of what will end up on this site, and while yes, it may be irrational of me to post my creative works freely online and trust the general public, I am also convinced that a relatively small percentage of the general public will find their way here, and that those of you who have will be courteous to someone who is not even trying to get your money*. So since you've made it this far, it doesn't seem unreasonable for me to ask that you don't claim the work as your own, try to steal bandwidth, destroy my server, try to profit from any of the content, or direct SPAMbots my way.

If you like the content on this site, I encourage you to contact me. I am not too big for my britches; I reply to most mail, especially the complimentary kind. I am never offended by constructive criticism, though I can be slow to adopt suggestions.

*Except in the form of modest donations.
All content © 2007 Ryan Parmenter unless otherwise noted